new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index cb58e743f3d71e52b17ce0fefadc0348982286b9..002717e4db78b54029656eeb3e02177e2f807ce5 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -670,3 +670,19 @@ marks %s "con sordino"
 goes to Buckingham Palace to request that %s be dissolved
 removes %s's head, shoulders, knees, and toes (knees and toes)
 kippers %s
+notes that %s almost makes XML look good
+breaks up %s's favourite band
+does that thing %s hates
+replaces %s with the phrase 'fart fart fart'
+outsources trouting %s to Capita
+laminates %s
+sends %s to trout camp
+thinks %s's website is best viewed in lynx
+migrates %s's broadband to TalkTalk
+blames %s for the next trout
+spaghettifies %s
+changes %s's phone number to an illegal prime number
+assaults %s with a double bass
+assaults %s with a single bass
+"peacefully liberates" %s
+shears %s