new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 62308d0bfd77c0fa34b955b1a745865216752c24..002717e4db78b54029656eeb3e02177e2f807ce5 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -673,3 +673,16 @@ kippers %s
 notes that %s almost makes XML look good
 breaks up %s's favourite band
 does that thing %s hates
+replaces %s with the phrase 'fart fart fart'
+outsources trouting %s to Capita
+laminates %s
+sends %s to trout camp
+thinks %s's website is best viewed in lynx
+migrates %s's broadband to TalkTalk
+blames %s for the next trout
+spaghettifies %s
+changes %s's phone number to an illegal prime number
+assaults %s with a double bass
+assaults %s with a single bass
+"peacefully liberates" %s
+shears %s