new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 0bda7a69aa8951abf652059a2ac1fec807ec3bc7..d51f96d0751e26df60cf8763a2de360174cc3135 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -856,3 +856,10 @@ sends the fish van to visit %s
 side-loads a trout onto %s
 hires out a trout to appear on %s's Zoom call
 changes %s's name to "Salmon"
+sneaks onto %s's roof in the middle of the night and leaves an Austin Seven there
+violates international law in its treatment of %s, but only in a limited and specific way
+convinces %s that it's not a robot
+thwacks %s with a humuhumunukunukuapua'a
+places a hard customs border around %s
+asks whether %s saw the memo about using the new cover sheets on the TPS reports
+replaces %s's toothbrush with a cactus