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-hits %s with a wet trout.
-thwaps %s with a five-mile-long spacestation.
-sacrifices %s to dark gods.
-bites his thumb at %s.
-replaces %s with a 2-line shell script
-takes off and nukes %s from orbit
-treats %s with the contempt they deserve
-grumbles sonorously at %s
-offers %s a one way ticket to Mars
-decapitates %s
-slaps %s with a wet haddock
-plays the xylophone on %s's kneecaps
-lands a minke whale on %s
-inverts %s
-sends %s to Cuba
-searches frantically for %s's brain
-introduces %s to their antimatter twin
-opens a trapdoor under %s
-lands a 10 ton weight on %s
-pokes %s with a spoon
-hits %s with a squeaky hammer
-wonders if %s has a return-to-base warranty
-mutters darkly about %s
-thwaps %s unimaginatively
-staples %s to Gordon Brown's nose
-growls at %s
-catapults %s over the Atlantic
-replaces %s with a papier mache replica
-attaches an extra three noses to %s
-eviscerates %s with a trowel
-annihilates %s
-wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
-removes %s from the gene pool
-performs a lube-less rectal on %s
-uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
-thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
-plays basketball with %s's head
-drops %s down a deep well
-covers %s in blancmange
-napalms %s
-finds %s particularly irksome
-feeds %s to his pet dog
-reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
-thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
-wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
-drops an anvil on %s from a great height
-disparages %s's mother
-blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at %s
-would eat %s's brains but can't find them
-thinks %s could do with less coffee
-stuffs %s into a small box and nails down the lid
-bites %s's ankles
-pulls a moonie at %s
-throws %s a bone
-invites %s to go jump
-throws jelly at %s
-throws %s from the top of the empire state building
-drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
-curses %s unto the seventh generation
-asks if %s is a man or a mouse
-questions the lineage of %s
-accuses %s of being a goth
-creeps up on %s wielding a crush emasculator
-watches %s splashing around in the shallow end of the gene pool
-swashbuckles the +2 Blessed Trout of Doom in %s's face
-runs over %s with a tank
-throws a rotten head of cabbage at %s
-flagellates %s with a birch branch
-sends %s to Coventry
-recoils from %s as if they have the plague
-kicks %s into touch
-teleports %s to the Dimension of Pain
-pours sour milk into %s's coffee
-drops a ferret into %s's clothing
-throws %s into the Cam
-tries to steal %s's dinner money
-attaches a debugger to %s
-introduces %s to the business end of half a wasp
-drives a manure spreader past %s
-goes flying with %s tied to a wing
-throws an explosive banana at %s
-subscribes %s to 1001 junk mail lists
-points at %s and laughs
-dices %s and feeds them to Ross Anderson
-follows %s around in a black helicopter
-dissects %s in public
-threatens %s with a rectal thermometer
-thwaps %s with IWJ's +10 rod of deprecation
-buys %s a fake RAF moustache
-earnestly discusses railway routing regulations with %s
-folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of a mackerel
-reports %s to the RIAA
-hands %s a live grenade
-throws a cat at %s
-kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
-plays Britney Spears songs at %s
-fills %s's ears with butter
-inverts %s
-throws %s to the lions
-sacrifices %s for the greater good
-patents %s's genome.
-covers %s in attack hamsters.
-brandishes a spoon at %s.
-searches %s for weapons of mass destruction.
-smears %s in blood and waits for the sharks.
-cackles malevolently at %s.
-clones %s and eats the original.
-teaches %s to think inside a very small box.
-looms at %s.
-calls down an airstrike upon %s.
-feeds %s to the all-powerful Sarlacc.
-affixes live crocodile clips to %s.
-causes %s to have acute razor burn.
-places the fleas of a thousand camels in %s's armpit.
-sticks %s's head on a spike.
-brings %s's haddock to paddock
-breaks %s up for spare parts
-tags %s as 'wontfix'
-tags %s as 'obsolete'
-boils %s up for glue
-nails %s into a barrel and pushes them over Niagara Falls
-accuses %s of losing The Game
-douses %s in liquid nitrogen
-turns %s inside-out
-paints %s red and waits for the bulls
-signs %s up for a Scientology course
-shrieks hysterically at %s
-declares %s an unlawful combatant
-vetoes %s
-rubs bubblegum in %s's hair
-steals all %s's coffee
-heckles %s
-inflates %s and brandishes a pin
-thinks %s is worse than Microsoft Windows
-wonders why %s bothered getting out of bed today
-trolls %s
-runs %s through
-plays the harmonica at %s
-bricks %s up with a cask of Amontillado
-lands a TARDIS on %s
-practises acupuncture on %s
-rugby-tackles %s to the ground
-passes %s the underpants of shame
-removes %s's willy with a chainsaw
-throws a custard pie at %s
-violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
-applies TCP_CORK to %s
-performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
-rejects %s in favour of the null hypothesis.
-makes %s illegal.
-compiles %s with -trigraphs
-compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
-turns %s into dogfood
-><> ><> %s
-sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
-gently taps %s with a menhir.
-invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund.
-plays the viola at %s.
-thinks %s is comparable to iprocurement at its best
~matthewv / irc.git / blobdiff