wonders what %s and %s's friends would think of their relationship
writes dirty lyrics about %s and %s
sings, "%s and %s, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g"
+sets up %s and %s on a blind date
+thinks %s and %s should get a room!
+watches %s and %s doing things that mtbc would filter
+mails photos of %s and %s to the News Of The World