new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / slashes

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@@ -134,3 +134,5 @@ gives %s and %s a box of condoms and a knowing look
 snoops on %s and %s talking qwerty to each other
 makes a romcom about %s and %s
 installs a smart mattress in %s and %s's bedroom
+accuses %s of criminal conversation with %s
+resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s) (but %s is their secret admirer)