hangs around %s and %s's table playing the violin (badly)
listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s
uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children
-slips %s a condom with %s's name on
locks %s and %s in a room with no clothes and jar of marmalade
thinks %s and %s should leverage their team synergies
directs a porno starring %s and %s