new flirts from jtn

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@@ -123,3 +123,6 @@ commissions an opera about %s and %s
 wonders whether %s would be willing to take %s's speeding points
 thinks %s is teal to %s's orange
 thinks %s and %s should go hiking on the Appalachian Trail
+offers %s and %s 200 quid a year if they get married
+wonders whether %s and %s keep a dunking beaker beside the bed
+invites %s and %s to a private IRC channel, and leaves them to it