new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / slashes

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@@ -121,3 +121,9 @@ suggests %s and %s disappear upstairs to discuss Uganda
 gets ordained online in order to marry %s and %s
 commissions an opera about %s and %s
 wonders whether %s would be willing to take %s's speeding points
+thinks %s is teal to %s's orange
+thinks %s and %s should go hiking on the Appalachian Trail
+offers %s and %s 200 quid a year if they get married
+wonders whether %s and %s keep a dunking beaker beside the bed
+invites %s and %s to a private IRC channel, and leaves them to it
+blames %s and %s's relationship for the recent weather