new trout from rjk [urban dictionary]

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@@ -117,3 +117,16 @@ fakes a Valentine's card from %s to %s
 invents a new cocktail based on the chemistry between %s and %s
 offers to fund %s and %s's wedding
 offers to fund %s and %s's first night together
+suggests %s and %s disappear upstairs to discuss Uganda
+gets ordained online in order to marry %s and %s
+commissions an opera about %s and %s
+wonders whether %s would be willing to take %s's speeding points
+thinks %s is teal to %s's orange
+thinks %s and %s should go hiking on the Appalachian Trail
+offers %s and %s 200 quid a year if they get married
+wonders whether %s and %s keep a dunking beaker beside the bed
+invites %s and %s to a private IRC channel, and leaves them to it
+blames %s and %s's relationship for the recent weather
+thinks %s and %s should protest against FIFA
+admires %s and %s's railcard photos
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