new trout from rjk

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@@ -92,3 +92,19 @@ legalizes gay marriage just for %s and %s
 thinks %s should become %s's Mr Darcy
 thinks %s should ACK %s's SYN request
 thinks %s/%s is cuter than several sorts of pony
+employs some troubadors to sing of %s and %s throughout the land
+films %s and %s mating for a BBC nature programme
+hopes there will be a bank holiday in honour of %s and %s's wedding
+helps %s go fishing for %s
+hacks okcupid to set up %s with %s
+offers %s champagne if they'll go on a date with %s
+gives %s's phone number to %s
+woos %s on %s's behalf
+wonders what's taking %s and %s so long
+buys %s and %s matching pyjamas for Christmas
+gives %s the key to %s's chastity belt
+wonders if %s and %s are up for a threesome
+resolves to seat %s and %s together at its next dinner party
+chaperones %s and %s
+negotiates %s's virtue with %s
+checks its logs to see how often %s flirts with %s