complains to the Daily Mail about the disgusting things %s and %s get up to (and suggests they publish the pictures)
watches %s and %s naked-shorting
thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
+gives %s and %s a big book of baby names
+thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"
+photoshops %s's head onto %s's body