new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / slashes

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@@ -83,3 +83,7 @@ sends %s and %s to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
 notes %s and %s pushing the newly-amended boundaries of the Obscene Publications Act
 complains to the Daily Mail about the disgusting things %s and %s get up to (and suggests they publish the pictures)
 watches %s and %s naked-shorting
+thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
+gives %s and %s a big book of baby names
+thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"
+photoshops %s's head onto %s's body