new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / slashes

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@@ -32,3 +32,6 @@ thinks %s and %s form a twisted pair
 threatens to expose %s and %s's illicit affair if they don't pay up
 lends %s and %s a copy of the "Kama Sutra"
 shows drawings of %s naked to %s
+wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister
+wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
+thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg