new flirt from rjk

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@@ -26,3 +26,12 @@ discovers that %s and %s have starred in hundreds of hard-core pornographic film
 wonders whether %s and %s are a good genetic match
 orders %s and %s to be screened for STIs
 thinks %s and %s need to find a less creaky bed
+hopes %s and %s are using appropriate protection
+gets ideas for new slashes from watching %s and %s
+thinks %s and %s form a twisted pair
+threatens to expose %s and %s's illicit affair if they don't pay up
+lends %s and %s a copy of the "Kama Sutra"
+shows drawings of %s naked to %s
+wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister
+wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
+thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg