new trouts from rjk

[irc.git] / slashes

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@@ -109,3 +109,7 @@ chaperones %s and %s
 negotiates %s's virtue with %s
 checks its logs to see how often %s flirts with %s
 oversees a merger between %s and %s
+gay-marries %s to %s
+thinks %s and %s should have an impulsive moment in a field
+buys %s and %s tickets for the mile-high club
+wonders which of #chiark's photographers will take the official photos at %s and %s's wedding