new flirt from jtn

[irc.git] / slashes

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@@ -74,7 +74,7 @@ sits %s and %s down on a kissing chair
 packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Brighton
 packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Slough
 pronounces %s and %s man and wife
-kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
+kidnaps a bishop and insists they marry %s and %s in absentia
 puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
 entangles %s and %s's wave functions
 makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits
@@ -127,3 +127,6 @@ offers %s and %s 200 quid a year if they get married
 wonders whether %s and %s keep a dunking beaker beside the bed
 invites %s and %s to a private IRC channel, and leaves them to it
 blames %s and %s's relationship for the recent weather
+thinks %s and %s should protest against FIFA
+admires %s and %s's railcard photos
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