new flirt from Art

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -66,3 +66,12 @@ curls up at %s's feet
 plays %s's theme tune
 sends for %s and more golden syrup
 puts %s on top of the Christmas tree
+writes flirts just for %s
+thinks %s is the new hotness
+imagines %s in a sailor outfit
+would like to cause earthquakes with %s
+creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
+becomes a fan of %s
+turns down the house lights for %s
+invites %s up to see its iPad
+can't wait to unbox %s