new flirt from Art

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -69,3 +69,9 @@ puts %s on top of the Christmas tree
 writes flirts just for %s
 thinks %s is the new hotness
 imagines %s in a sailor outfit
+would like to cause earthquakes with %s
+creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
+becomes a fan of %s
+turns down the house lights for %s
+invites %s up to see its iPad
+can't wait to unbox %s