blows kisses at %s
falls head over heels in love with %s
offers to take %s out for dinner
-bats her eyelashes at %s
is %s's kind of robot
offers %s a Turkish Delight
gazes contentedly at %s
imagines %s in a tutu
catches %s's eye across a crowded room
kisses %s's hand
-wonders what nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
+wonders what a nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
licks chocolate sauce off %s
gets down on one knee in front of %s
bats its eyelashes at %s
whispers sweet nothings to %s
sends %s a red rose
toasts %s with champagne
+offers %s its last Rolo
+invites %s up for coffee
+promises %s a night to remember
+invites %s in to see its etchings
+wonders if %s is really that innocent
+serenades %s
+puts a rose between its teeth and tangoes seductively with %s
+plays with its hair whilst gazing at %s
+draws a magic circle around itself and %s
+tickles %s playfully
+draws a flattering portrait of %s
+poings happily at the sight of %s
+gives %s a high-five
+brushes lint off %s's clothing
+dims the lights for %s
+invites %s behind the bike sheds
+rides a tightrope on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in an attempt to impress %s
+composes haiku for %s
+makes the tea for %s
+strokes %s's hair
+sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.
+flagellates %s with a birch branch
+<3s %s
+admires %s's boots
+invites %s to a candle-lit dinner
+pole dances for %s
+hopes %s packed their toothbrush!
+showers %s in rose petals
+holds a candle for %s
+admires %s's physique
+gives %s a nice relaxing foot massage
+treks through the jungle to deliver Milk Tray to %s
+searches for a rhyme for its poem about %s
+compares %s's eyes to stars
+wonders whether %s comes here often?
+compares %s to a summer's day
+curls up at %s's feet
+plays %s's theme tune
~matthewv / irc.git / blobdiff