remove trout by popular request

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 75c60f9c0e62dbc1e35649decac997635ea87e7d..f65abed1e0542bb798e625b4525592cb978b76c4 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ offers %s a cherry
 imagines %s in a tutu
 catches %s's eye across a crowded room
 kisses %s's hand
-wonders what nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
+wonders what a nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
 licks chocolate sauce off %s
 gets down on one knee in front of %s
 bats its eyelashes at %s
@@ -46,3 +46,21 @@ rides a tightrope on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in an attempt to impres
 composes haiku for %s
 makes the tea for %s
 strokes %s's hair
+sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.
+flagellates %s with a birch branch
+<3s %s
+admires %s's boots
+invites %s to a candle-lit dinner
+pole dances for %s
+hopes %s packed their toothbrush!
+showers %s in rose petals
+holds a candle for %s
+admires %s's physique
+gives %s a nice relaxing foot massage
+treks through the jungle to deliver Milk Tray to %s
+searches for a rhyme for its poem about %s
+compares %s's eyes to stars
+wonders whether %s comes here often?
+compares %s to a summer's day
+curls up at %s's feet
+plays %s's theme tune