remove trout by popular request

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 5aa2ed74b97a714568fd4430adb561853b86a19b..f65abed1e0542bb798e625b4525592cb978b76c4 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -47,3 +47,20 @@ composes haiku for %s
 makes the tea for %s
 strokes %s's hair
 sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.
+flagellates %s with a birch branch
+<3s %s
+admires %s's boots
+invites %s to a candle-lit dinner
+pole dances for %s
+hopes %s packed their toothbrush!
+showers %s in rose petals
+holds a candle for %s
+admires %s's physique
+gives %s a nice relaxing foot massage
+treks through the jungle to deliver Milk Tray to %s
+searches for a rhyme for its poem about %s
+compares %s's eyes to stars
+wonders whether %s comes here often?
+compares %s to a summer's day
+curls up at %s's feet
+plays %s's theme tune