trouts and flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -182,3 +182,11 @@ admires %s's flanges
 admires %s's symmetry
 oils %s's camel
 wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
+hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle
+wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag
+puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s
+wants %s's babies
+affectionately nibbles %s
+adds leap-seconds in order to spend more time with %s
+makes %s's world
+wonders what flavour condom to buy for %s