new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -318,3 +318,9 @@ causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
 wonders whether %s's deviation is standard
 promises never to trout %s
 invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date
+hopes for an expose event from %s
+sends an expose event to %s
+starts wearing purple for %s
+invites %s to wrestle in custard
+sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
+commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s