new flirt from jtn

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index ae0efce3e487bb2ca3552690952be7af4e79d04e..d85778852e1edb3bd39c2ac969aafd762e6aef6d 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy
 wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
 hopes %s is highly available
 considers %s wrong but romantic
-sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
+sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
 imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
 asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
 gives %s a cookie
@@ -320,3 +320,14 @@ promises never to trout %s
 invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date
 hopes for an expose event from %s
 sends an expose event to %s
+starts wearing purple for %s
+invites %s to wrestle in custard
+sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
+commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s
+would never put %s in a corner
+promotes %s to Chief Whip
+sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows
+is all about %s's bass
+borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness
+considers %s to be one of its five a day
+wonders how many insertions %s is rated for