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[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -358,3 +358,9 @@ offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton
 thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn
 performs a magnetic strip for %s
 probes %s in a friendly manner
+would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys
+would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes
+resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s
+is seduced by %s's curves
+would reverse Brexit for %s
+vaunts %s