new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -148,3 +148,7 @@ conjugates %s
 offers %s a role in its new movie
 resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s)
 turns %s into a pillar of salt, and starts licking it
+assists %s with onanism
+gives %s a dutch rudder
+posts %s a French letter
+thinks %s could give their chair an orgasm