new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -140,3 +140,15 @@ puts on chrome makeup for %s
 paints Tom Jones purple for %s
 buys %s a ++Rowan Bear
 imagines %s in a pair of Daisy Dukes
+wonders if %s would like to meet its sister
+wouldn't give a ... Castlemaine XXXX for anyone but %s
+hacks into a spy satellite just to get a better look at %s
+buys extra disk space just for pictures of %s
+conjugates %s
+offers %s a role in its new movie
+resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s)
+turns %s into a pillar of salt, and starts licking it
+assists %s with onanism
+gives %s a dutch rudder
+posts %s a French letter
+thinks %s could give their chair an orgasm