new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -144,3 +144,11 @@ wonders if %s would like to meet its sister
 wouldn't give a ... Castlemaine XXXX for anyone but %s
 hacks into a spy satellite just to get a better look at %s
 buys extra disk space just for pictures of %s
+conjugates %s
+offers %s a role in its new movie
+resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s)
+turns %s into a pillar of salt, and starts licking it
+assists %s with onanism
+gives %s a dutch rudder
+posts %s a French letter
+thinks %s could give their chair an orgasm