new trout+flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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@@ -82,3 +82,8 @@ takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
 tips its hat to %s
 would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
 would betray its country for %s
+creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s
+wears sexy underwear just for %s
+is never gonna give %s up
+wants to FaceTime %s
+spies on %s through their webcam