wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
hopes %s is highly available
considers %s wrong but romantic
-sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
+sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
gives %s a cookie
sends an expose event to %s
starts wearing purple for %s
invites %s to wrestle in custard
+sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
+commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s