new flirt and slash from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index f08dea2830ee2a7bfb8112c55efacd369f915e20..c103c2b8aa2168ba37a6ec3ae07ac9e3303a4cab 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -112,3 +112,11 @@ dresses up as Batman for %s
 club mammoth for %s.  Ug!
 sexts %s
 defeats all of %s's evil exes
+clones %s's repo
+thinks %s is cuter than all the My Little Ponies put together
+would open the pod bay doors for %s
+takes upskirt photos of %s
+sniffs %s's underwear
+writes thousands of lines of elisp just for %s
+showers %s with porcelain sunflower seeds
+creates a .xxx domain just for %s