new slash from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -265,3 +265,17 @@ awards %s a gold medal
 would pay good money to watch %s play beach volleyball
 watches James Bond films to gain tips for seducing %s
 optimises %s
+thinks %s is too darn hot
+names an operating system after %s
+wonders whether there are fifty shades of %s
+whitelists %s
+wants to become overly attached to %s
+blows %s's whistle
+would carry a watermelon for %s
+decides to give %s a ring
+orders the latest iPad for %s's birthday present
+offers %s a bit of the old in-out in-out
+considers %s almost as sexy as an Aston Martin DB5
+tidies %s's living room floor
+buys %s a giant rubber duck
+sets up %s with its sister