new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -138,3 +138,10 @@ sends %s dead plant sex organs
 wears tinsel just for %s
 puts on chrome makeup for %s
 paints Tom Jones purple for %s
+buys %s a ++Rowan Bear
+imagines %s in a pair of Daisy Dukes
+wonders if %s would like to meet its sister
+wouldn't give a ... Castlemaine XXXX for anyone but %s
+hacks into a spy satellite just to get a better look at %s
+buys extra disk space just for pictures of %s
+conjugates %s