new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -311,3 +311,13 @@ invites %s to one of its bunga bunga parties
 wonders whether %s will go down in the woods today
 offers to show %s where to buy tomatoes
 wolf-whistles at %s
+would still respect %s in the morning
+offers %s the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", all at once
+sets up a new TLD just for %s
+causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
+wonders whether %s's deviation is standard
+promises never to trout %s
+invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date
+hopes for an expose event from %s
+sends an expose event to %s
+starts wearing purple for %s