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[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -326,3 +326,9 @@ sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
 commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s
 would never put %s in a corner
 promotes %s to Chief Whip
+sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows
+is all about %s's bass
+borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness
+considers %s to be one of its five a day
+wonders how many insertions %s is rated for
+covers %s in baby sloths