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[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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@@ -233,3 +233,14 @@ wants to ring %s's bell
 gives %s a kitten
 dedicates a sonata to %s
 shakes its booty for %s
+builds a giant telescope in order to spy upon %s
+proposes naming an airport in honour of %s
+gets married just so it can be unfaithful with %s
+tells %s its password
+lubricates itself for %s
+copies all %s's mannerisms
+practices calling itself "Mrs %s"
+compares %s's arse to Pippa Middleton's
+honks %s's tits
+thinks %s should appear on Page Three
+gives %s a token ring