new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 8ee4f04e21d168dd527e837f3ac7aa2148304e5e..aaada7ccc78df317922920db2fdd27919fc9f2e5 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ admires %s's valves
 offers %s a duck
 gooses %s
 sneaks into %s's bedroom
-bashfuly admits its crush on %s
+bashfully admits its crush on %s
 invites %s to join it in the shower
 constructs a safe space for %s
 wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
@@ -369,3 +369,9 @@ covers %s in jam then clotted cream
 licks %s's doorknob
 hump-shunts %s
 satisfies %s with a fish
+gives a wide reply to %s
+wonders whether %s is rated for repeated mating
+would spend all winter standing on an ice floe for %s
+paints its ankles fluorescent pink and green to draw %s's attention
+gives %s a token of Platonic affection
+tries to measure %s's stripping radius