clones %s's repo
thinks %s is cuter than all the My Little Ponies put together
would open the pod bay doors for %s
-takes upskirt photos of %s
sniffs %s's underwear
writes thousands of lines of elisp just for %s
showers %s with porcelain sunflower seeds
offers %s a duck
gooses %s
sneaks into %s's bedroom
-bashfuly admits its crush on %s
+bashfully admits its crush on %s
invites %s to join it in the shower
constructs a safe space for %s
wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
thinks %s is too darn hot
names an operating system after %s
wonders whether there are fifty shades of %s
-whitelists %s
wants to become overly attached to %s
blows %s's whistle
would carry a watermelon for %s
would never put %s in a corner
promotes %s to Chief Whip
sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows
+is all about %s's bass
+borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness
+considers %s to be one of its five a day
+wonders how many insertions %s is rated for
+covers %s in baby sloths
+throws rocks at %s in order to get their attention
+serenades %s by playing a bottom B-flat on a tuba
+hopes %s isn't non-free
+offers %s sartorial tips from Stephen Gough
+fails to comprehend the difference between innocent flirtation and downright creepiness, causing %s to take out a restraining order
+performs the putty.exe for %s
+removes all the buttons from %s's blouse
+builds a monorail for %s
+wonders whether %s is to be loose or hump shunted
+gives %s head, shoulders, knees, and toes (knees and toes)
+wants to hear what %s got up to at band camp
+spoons %s
+wants to place an unexpected item in %s's bagging area
+puts on its robe and wizard hat for %s
+invites %s over for Netflix and chill
+admires %s's column of excellence
+maximises %s
+substitutes a Class 98 for %s's expected train service
+makes aeroplane nose art of %s
+buys %s a silicone octopus negative
+buys %s a silicone octopus
+proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door
+offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton
+thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn
+performs a magnetic strip for %s
+probes %s in a friendly manner
+would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys
+would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes
+resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s
+is seduced by %s's curves
+would reverse Brexit for %s
+vaunts %s
+takes %s for a ride on a Flinker Leichter Innovativer Regional Triebzug
+covers %s in jam then clotted cream
+licks %s's doorknob
+hump-shunts %s
+satisfies %s with a fish
+gives a wide reply to %s
+wonders whether %s is rated for repeated mating
+would spend all winter standing on an ice floe for %s
+paints its ankles fluorescent pink and green to draw %s's attention
+gives %s a token of Platonic affection
+tries to measure %s's stripping radius
+takes on corporeal form and goes to offer %s a hug
+sends a fully armed battalion to remind %s of its love
+offers to lubricate %s's flange
~matthewv / irc.git / blobdiff