new trout from rejs ( https://twitter.com/kingsbookstore/status/1620432807196778496 )

[irc.git] / flirts

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+++ b/flirts
@@ -115,7 +115,6 @@ defeats all of %s's evil exes
 clones %s's repo
 thinks %s is cuter than all the My Little Ponies put together
 would open the pod bay doors for %s
-takes upskirt photos of %s
 sniffs %s's underwear
 writes thousands of lines of elisp just for %s
 showers %s with porcelain sunflower seeds
@@ -216,7 +215,7 @@ admires %s's valves
 offers %s a duck
 gooses %s
 sneaks into %s's bedroom
-bashfuly admits its crush on %s
+bashfully admits its crush on %s
 invites %s to join it in the shower
 constructs a safe space for %s
 wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
@@ -268,7 +267,6 @@ optimises %s
 thinks %s is too darn hot
 names an operating system after %s
 wonders whether there are fifty shades of %s
-whitelists %s
 wants to become overly attached to %s
 blows %s's whistle
 would carry a watermelon for %s
@@ -370,3 +368,11 @@ licks %s's doorknob
 hump-shunts %s
 satisfies %s with a fish
 gives a wide reply to %s
+wonders whether %s is rated for repeated mating
+would spend all winter standing on an ice floe for %s
+paints its ankles fluorescent pink and green to draw %s's attention
+gives %s a token of Platonic affection
+tries to measure %s's stripping radius
+takes on corporeal form and goes to offer %s a hug
+sends a fully armed battalion to remind %s of its love
+offers to lubricate %s's flange