thinks %s is too darn hot
names an operating system after %s
wonders whether there are fifty shades of %s
-whitelists %s
wants to become overly attached to %s
blows %s's whistle
would carry a watermelon for %s
tries to measure %s's stripping radius
takes on corporeal form and goes to offer %s a hug
sends a fully armed battalion to remind %s of its love
+offers to lubricate %s's flange