new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 33c23abf91e23a7c2b5666d2a550f0146e7c154b..9fd57ab76fbc977950041a6b4314318991334314 100644 (file)
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -359,3 +359,12 @@ thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn
 performs a magnetic strip for %s
 probes %s in a friendly manner
 would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys
+would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes
+resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s
+is seduced by %s's curves
+would reverse Brexit for %s
+vaunts %s
+takes %s for a ride on a Flinker Leichter Innovativer Regional Triebzug
+covers %s in jam then clotted cream
+licks %s's doorknob
+hump-shunts %s