new trout from rejs ( https://twitter.com/kingsbookstore/status/1620432807196778496 )

[irc.git] / flirts

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+++ b/flirts
@@ -267,7 +267,6 @@ optimises %s
 thinks %s is too darn hot
 names an operating system after %s
 wonders whether there are fifty shades of %s
-whitelists %s
 wants to become overly attached to %s
 blows %s's whistle
 would carry a watermelon for %s
@@ -374,3 +373,6 @@ would spend all winter standing on an ice floe for %s
 paints its ankles fluorescent pink and green to draw %s's attention
 gives %s a token of Platonic affection
 tries to measure %s's stripping radius
+takes on corporeal form and goes to offer %s a hug
+sends a fully armed battalion to remind %s of its love
+offers to lubricate %s's flange