new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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@@ -252,3 +252,16 @@ wants to view photos of %s on a retina display
 trouts everything that isn't %s
 learns how to write "I love %s" in Chinese
 makes a mix-tape for %s
+makes cupcakes for %s
+manipulates LIBOR for %s
+scatters %s's enemies
+votes for %s
+tells %s what it wants, what it really really wants
+buys %s a bus
+wonders if %s is a cunning linguist
+sends %s a huge box of chocolates
+does a backflip to impress %s
+awards %s a gold medal
+would pay good money to watch %s play beach volleyball
+watches James Bond films to gain tips for seducing %s
+optimises %s