new flirt from ceb

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 9981fad69a95feabc931e4c0d9274149093c86ba..9e6d76928ccf162619344fc0d479bcfff1c24599 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -192,3 +192,19 @@ makes %s's world
 wonders what flavour condom to buy for %s
 slips a porn DVD into %s's sporran
 carves a statue of %s
+changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan
+reveals the code to its safe to %s
+works on being more classy around %s
+shines %s's buttons
+flashes %s
+oils %s
+invites %s to the ball
+posts %s a pizza
+gives %s a blue French horn
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s's house from top to bottom
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom
+checks %s's topology
+checks %s for topological defects
+inducts over %s
+finds %s's fixed point
+integrates over %s