new flirts from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -185,3 +185,25 @@ wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
 hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle
 wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag
 puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s
+wants %s's babies
+affectionately nibbles %s
+adds leap-seconds in order to spend more time with %s
+makes %s's world
+wonders what flavour condom to buy for %s
+slips a porn DVD into %s's sporran
+carves a statue of %s
+changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan
+reveals the code to its safe to %s
+works on being more classy around %s
+shines %s's buttons
+flashes %s
+oils %s
+invites %s to the ball
+posts %s a pizza
+gives %s a blue French horn
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s's house from top to bottom
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom
+checks %s's topology
+checks %s for topological defects
+inducts over %s
+finds %s's fixed point