gives %s a red hat
paints devotional art of %s with no clothes on
rims %s
+photoshops %s into its collection of Dalek porn
+names a Linux distribution after %s
+brings down the Greek economy just to get %s's attention
+thinks %s has a particularly well-designed ABI
+checks Twitter for news about %s every few minutes
+goes all gooey inside at the thought of %s
+has a warm feeling about %s
+buys %s transparent clothing
+saves the world because it has %s in it
+gets all starry-eyed about %s
+would pay the ransom if %s were ever kidnapped
+glances shyly at %s
+gets monumentally drunk and tells %s how it feels about them
+nominates %s for Pope
+buys Rockall and gives it to %s
+thinks peace, love, and %s are the most important things in the world
+buys %s a sand hopper
+fills %s's sand hopper
+admires %s's flanges
+admires %s's symmetry
+oils %s's camel
+wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
+hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle
+wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag
+puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s
+wants %s's babies
+affectionately nibbles %s
+adds leap-seconds in order to spend more time with %s
+makes %s's world
+wonders what flavour condom to buy for %s
+slips a porn DVD into %s's sporran
+carves a statue of %s
+changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan
+reveals the code to its safe to %s
+works on being more classy around %s
+shines %s's buttons
+flashes %s
+oils %s
+invites %s to the ball
+posts %s a pizza
+gives %s a blue French horn
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s's house from top to bottom
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom
+checks %s's topology
+checks %s for topological defects
+inducts over %s
+finds %s's fixed point
~matthewv / irc.git / blobdiff