new flirt from Emperor

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index d5b6432b21a85f61104db40810698f4182b62eda..9602494f99b612cf6f790c06cd6b7fd8259a8e2a 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -152,3 +152,8 @@ assists %s with onanism
 gives %s a dutch rudder
 posts %s a French letter
 thinks %s could give their chair an orgasm
+names its pipes after %s
+binds its sockets to %s
+calls accept(2) on %s
+shows %s the breasts of St Agatha
+canonizes %s so it can make erotic sculptures of them