new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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@@ -284,3 +284,9 @@ makes puppy-dog eyes at %s
 has %s's enemies shot
 sends %s selfies
 %s amat
+sends %s a partridge in a pear tree
+invites %s to bathe in a bath full of rose petals
+offers %s a ride in a surrey with a fringe on top
+rents a stretched limo for its date with %s
+lusts after %s, and would be prepared to commit the other deadly sins for them
+may not have room for a Mini, but does have room for %s