new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -279,3 +279,14 @@ considers %s almost as sexy as an Aston Martin DB5
 tidies %s's living room floor
 buys %s a giant rubber duck
 sets up %s with its sister
+offers %s's father one thousand camels
+makes puppy-dog eyes at %s
+has %s's enemies shot
+sends %s selfies
+%s amat
+sends %s a partridge in a pear tree
+invites %s to bathe in a bath full of rose petals
+offers %s a ride in a surrey with a fringe on top
+rents a stretched limo for its date with %s
+lusts after %s, and would be prepared to commit the other deadly sins for them
+may not have room for a Mini, but does have room for %s